Thursday, May 8, 2008

Top 3 Things Not To Say During An Akward Silence

#3) I love to pop pimples, I get such a big rush from watching the puss ooze out.

#2) You remind me off my fish... he doesn't talk either.

#1) Well, I believe that your mother is calling me....I guess we can continue this conversation later.


Criteria is based on Awkwardness in a completely dead silent situation where only two people are present.


Use #1 if you are wanting to get slapped.
Use #2 if you are wanting to get water poured on your head
Use #3 if you are a creeper

Have Fun = )

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